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Gulf Boulevard (hardcover), the story of an accountant and a hitman, will be released for sale on 2/28/14, and is available for purchase through your local bookstore or online at Amazon and Barnes & Noble. If you like, I’ll also be selling Gulf Boulevard from my inventory for the incredibly low price of $19.95.

But wait . . . if you act within the next 10 minutes, I will double your order. That’s right, for $19.95 plus shipping and handling, I will send you TWO copies of Gulf Boulevard. Be the first in your neighborhood to own Gulf Boulevard, not once, but twice. Wouldn’t it be nice to leave one copy at work and have another copy at home? Or to be able to move from one room to another and know the book is waiting for you? What if you lose one? No problem, you have another copy! And wouldn’t you look scholarly carrying two books? Plus, I guarantee once you’ve read Gulf Boulevard, you’ll be versed in phrases such as, “Is it cold enough for ya?” and become adept in the use of tomatoes. You might even find yourself moved to donate a gift to the people of North Korea, as the main character demonstrates.

But I’m not done . . .

When you place your order, ask our operators for the special gift from Gulf Boulevard. That’s right, I’ll include a memento that you can treasure over the years and pass on to future generations. And who knows, this amulet may bring the same fortune to you as it did Jason Najarian in Gulf Boulevard. 

So act now and call 877-785-7256. Operators are waiting. This offer will not be available in stores and is limited to the first million people who call within the next ten minutes.